{"product_id":"humiliationship-tee","title":"HUMILIATIONSHIP TEE","description":"Soft, straightforward, and a little bit snarky — this lightweight tee carries a bold statement front-and-center so you can show up with humor and honesty. The smooth, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and drapes in a classic crew silhouette that moves easily from weekday errands to late-night hangouts. Clean lines and a no-frills white backdrop make the block-letter message the focus, while durable stitching and a ribbed collar keep the shape wash after wash. Wear it when you want to laugh off an awkward memory, start a conversation, or just keep things real with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt fits into casual routines: thrown on with jeans for coffee, layered under a jacket for a night out, or packed for festivals and trips where stories (and cringe) get traded freely. It speaks the language of folks who use dry humor to process life — a tee that looks familiar, feels effortless, and reads like a one-line story you’ve already told.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterials and care are straightforward: breathable cotton, stable seams, and a tear-away label for comfort. The print method keeps the text crisp and long-lasting, so the joke ages like a good anecdote.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape over time\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing delivers sharp, durable text that endures washing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67857966891312,"sku":"11977727027037371771","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67857966924080,"sku":"94203710423364006288","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67857966956848,"sku":"58762814227066101683","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67857966989616,"sku":"31011204414657111607","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67857967022384,"sku":"10972899502945812503","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67857967055152,"sku":"20177419450437576907","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67857967087920,"sku":"11970514981032947318","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67857967120688,"sku":"70973334741523277948","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67857967153456,"sku":"28663190890065485499","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67857967186224,"sku":"26496641046174633198","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/2526\/2640\/files\/9210823113232065043_2048.jpg?v=1790497385","url":"https:\/\/holydoolyshirts.com\/products\/humiliationship-tee","provider":"Holy Dooly Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}